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Milam's Notes Introduction This collection of notes was originally inspired by Long's Notes, written by Lazarus Long, a fictional character in a Robert A. Heinlein Science Fiction story. My best recollection is that the story was Methuselah's Children but that might be incorrect. Anyway, I began Milam's Notes as the same sort of thing that Lazarus Long did in the story. I wrote my notes on 3 x 5 note cards. When I first transferred the collection from the original note cards onto 8 1/2 x 11 paper, using a typewriter, I organized them chronologically with the undated notes first. The chronological order made it simpler to update the collection by simply adding new pages at the end. Later, for some forgotten reason, I moved the undated notes to the end of the collection. Some time after that, again for a forgotten reason, I revised the collection into reverse chronological order. During the middle 1980s, I switched from a typewriter to a computer and reorganized the collection into topics. With a computer, I could easily insert changes wherever I wanted them and reprint the collection. Therefore, chronological order wasn't necessary any longer. The collection is still organized into topics but, within each topic, there isn't any particular order to the notes. I recall trying, for a while, to sort them rationally within the topics. However, most of the notes are independent of one another so any rational ordering of them within topics is elusive. Even putting a particular note into a particular topic can be a little arbitrary. The order of them isn't relevant anyway. Read them in whatever order you want. More recently, I've put them into whatever order in the topics will cause them to fit the pages the best. In recent years, I haven't added much to the collection. Most of the notes that would otherwise have been added to the collection have, instead, gone into the Stray Thoughts section of the Frontiersman. Occasionally, over the years, I've corrected the grammar, punctuation, and choice of words used in some of the notes. In each case, I've tried to make each revised note convey more correctly the idea that I'd originally intended when I first wrote the note, sometimes in the light of more recent thinking. Therefore, I must confess that the notes presented here aren't necessarily as I originally wrote them. Also, I've added notes to the collection over the years and removed notes that no longer seemed appropriate. Regarding such modification of my previous work, I distinguish myself from The Ministry of Truth in Orwell's 1984 by the fact that the original version of the collection remains available. Many of the intermediate versions are also available. I'm offering the original collection, hand-written on the original 3x5 cards, for sale as collector's memorabilia for $4000. I also include in the offer the original collection of hand-written 3 x 5 cards that eventually became Another Compendium of Wit and Wisdom. Images of the two collections are available. I'm also offering CDs that contain TIFF images of each card in both collections. Each CD costs $50 and includes both the original Milam's Notes and the original compendium. The
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Milam's Notes Ordinary events take on an aura of mystery and romance in direct proportion to how long ago or how far away they occurred. This fact is exploited by soldiers, historians, travelers, politicians, heroes, priests, old people, and others. a traveler from the Euphrates Valley, circa 2225 B.C.
9:50 PM, October 4, 1978 Advice Ask not what you can do for your country but what you can do for yourself. September 27, 1985
Never confess before you've heard the accusation. August 10, 1978
If you can't satisfy 'em then confuse 'em. June 8, 1979
It's better to be safe and sorry than just sorry. November 20, 1978 Business I wrote these notes on business while I was employed at the General
Electric Company's Nuclear Energy Division in San Jose, California.
December 1, 1978
The inverse relationship between reliability and complexity applies to organizations as well as to machinery. December 19, 1978
Anything that's good for morale is good for business. February 9, 1979
The amount of manpower eventually wasted by a meeting is directly proportional to the number of employees in attendance and exponentially proportional to the number of managers in attendance. June 26, 1979
The more extraneous the duties the more elaborate the title. June 22, 1979
Management is normally more concerned with prerogatives than with the product. February 15, 1979
Management is normally more concerned than informed. July 21, 1981
To win the boss's favor, bring him only those problems to which you already know the answer. June 25, 1979
The Mistake Optimization Hypothesis: There always exists in any finished calculation some combination of undetected errors that, when discovered and corrected, will provide the desired answer. April 8, 1977
What this business needs is fewer empires. February 15, 1979
We don't need more nearly foolproof procedures. We need fewer fools. September 19, 1980
There aren't any nits, only errors. May 19, 1981
Precedent is no excuse for doing something wrong. March 3, 1981
If we can do it better, then it isn't good enough yet. December 9, 1980
It isn't my purpose in this job to meet a schedule but to fulfill a commitment. January 16, 1979
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| Milam's Notes Choice "America; love it or leave it" isn't a choice. It's a threat. May 25, 1989
No allegedly harmful activity may be rightfully prohibited when the victim participates voluntarily. undated
Being a martyr in a good cause is better than being a slave in a bad one. February 23, 1987
The main difference between the idealist and the realist is that while the idealist is trying to improve the world the realist is trying to improve the excuses. April 1, 1977
Voluntary participation equals endorsement. June 9, 1988
If you really believe that there's nothing that you can do about a problem, then you're right. September 15, 1980 Christianity Any culture whose members think that fuck is a dirty word is a fundamentally sick culture. August 20, 1989
A Christian is someone who is terribly afraid that someone, somewhere, might be committing a sin and enjoying it. August 20, 1989
With thanks to H.L. Menckin Righteous rage is mostly jealousy. October 20, 1978
Those who in righteous rage raise the hue and cry against pornography must keep carefully hidden from themselves the fact that filth, like beauty, often lies in the eye of the beholder. July 5, 1973
According to puritans, if you think that nudity is obscene, then you have a clean mind. If you think that nudity is beautiful, then you have a dirty mind. Only a fool would believe such nonsense. September 13, 1974
If pornography corrupts the mind, then the censors must become corrupted and be unable to censor wisely. If pornography doesn't corrupt the mind, then we don't have any need for censors. June 24, 1974
Prejudice is often presented as natural law. October 12, 1985
An exact translation of the Bible into English from the original would be a more profound miracle than the resurrection itself. August 23, 1989 Economy Supply and Demand It isn't possible to repeal the Law of Supply and Demand and, when it's violated, there's always a penalty to pay. November 1, 1994
Growth An expanding economy is very dangerous. The faster it expands, the more dangerous it is. December 10, 1994
The Rules of Money To be money, a thing must be durable, portable, divisible without loss, available in limited quantity, generally accepted as money, and must have intrinsic value as money. The better a thing satisfies those rules the better it will work as money. August 10, 1991
Economics An economy, like an ecology, is a natural system governed by natural laws. As with an ecology, outside interference in an economy can cause disaster. Like other natural systems, however, economies are very resilient. Every economic problem will eventually correct itself if government will only leave it alone. December 4, 1994
Wealth When the honest accumulation of wealth is prevented then the dishonest acquisition of wealth is promoted. October 27, 1994
Money Transactions No transaction should be such as to, in and of itself, cause a change in the value of the money used in the transaction. September 8, 1994
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Attempts by government to solve a problem always perpetuate the problem. March 22, 1977
If you started eliminating legislation purely at random, then you'd have about a 99% chance of improving things. December 13, 1978
It's usually easier to deal with obnoxious behavior in someone than it is to tolerate the law that would be required to prevent the behavior. October 31, 1977
Attempts to restrict the possession of weapons ignore the fact that anything can be a weapon when armament is a state of mind. August 15, 1975
For every time that you're defenseless there will be at least ten times that the police couldn't have helped anyway. July 9, 1979
The right to armed revolution is one of the people's most basic rights. It's the function for which the ballot substitutes and it's the final protection against creeping authority. It's sufficiently important that its attempted limitation by government is in itself a cause for armed revolt. September 16, 1975
The typical response to any unpleasant circumstance is, "There ought to be a law!" However, the resulting legislation is more likely to complicate the problem than to solve it and may create new problems in addition to the old one. Legislation doesn't solve problems. Only people can do that. July 10, 1974
Vice squads, narcotics squads, and other such groups are more dangerous than the activities that they pretend to control. September 28, 1978
Don't feel sorry for the police. Their job is supposed to be difficult. Otherwise, you're living in a police state. August 28, 1974
That government is next to best that governs least. That government is best that governs not at all. October 24, 1978
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Milam's Notes When a government becomes so large that individuals can influence it only in large groups, then that government is no longer concerned with individual rights. Its authority might be benevolent, its forms and traditions might be libertarian, but it's no longer government by the people. January 3, 1974
An inherent flaw in the practice of representative forms of government is that the people must be content with the election of representatives while having essentially no control over the enactment of legislation. undated
It hasn't yet been proven possible to eliminate a tax supported bureaucracy. October 12, 1985
A slave mentality exists when security is more important than freedom. Governments encourage this condition. August 27, 1976
A man who doesn't fear his government is naive. A man with faith in its inherent benevolence is a fool. May 28, 1976
Government, like cancer, grows more quickly as the terminal condition approaches. October 25, 1974
The usual cures for cancer can also be tried on government. October 24, 1978
A rule of parasitism is that the host organism must not be burdened beyond its ability to support the parasite, or they both will die. This rule applies to government as a parasite on society. November 1, 1974
Actions of government should be more carefully restricted than those of individuals. February 9, 1979
Government is never justified in forcing an answer from a person who doesn't want to give it. September 12, 1985
If the government taps your phone, then look at the bright side. At least your opinion will be heard. June 7, 1979
Government is a good example of man's inhumanity to man. Religion is another. January 6, 1979
Any tax supported bureaucracy can generate enough work to sustain itself. October 3, 1985
The only difference between taxation and extortion is the excuse for doing it. September 22, 1975
You know that you're living in a police state when you realize that you're more likely to be arrested than you are to be mugged. Saturday, July 27, 1996 Learning The objective of a teacher should always be that one day his student will surpass him. February 14, 1995
A bad example can be as instructive as a good one. February 17, 1991
A good example can be as instructive as a bad one. February 19, 1991
Experience would be a better teacher if people would be better students. February 6, 1981
It's easy to learn a lesson. The trick is to remember it. February 24, 1981
Some things cannot be taught, but only learned. February 7, 1989
People cannot develop self reliance in a welfare state. October 12, 1985
Stress is the mother of achievement. October 3, 1994
A person must learn to understand four things about himself: what he likes; what he doesn't like; what he wants; and what he doesn't want. Until he understands those four things, his choices will tend to be random and his life will tend to be directionless. December 11, 1997
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| Milam's Notes Miscellany Preventive medicine is acceptable. Preventive legislation is intolerable. July 27, 1995
If one would succeed, then one must be willing to risk failure. December 25, 1991
The most important difference between fictional characters and historical characters is the intentions of the authors who created them. undated
Most reformers forget to ask themselves, "Are my proposed reforms inherently terminal?" December 26, 1978
Most of what we've achieved in the name of progress isn't sustainable in the long term. February 14, 1991
Movements are made by people, not by leaders. May 27, 1989
All things occur in cycles. There are even cycles of cycles. January 18, 1979
There's a last time for everything. August 25, 1979
The demand for privacy doesn't necessarily imply a desire to hide something. October 9, 1974
In the frenzy to stamp out discrimination, many people overlook the fact that prejudice is something to which everyone should have an equal right. July 15, 1974
Generalization is the art of saying the greatest possible number of things in the smallest possible number of words. February 25, 1977
The difference between a connoisseur and a snob is perilously small. December 31, 1978
The difference between being curious and being nosy is perilously small. September 28, 2005
Simplicity is a lost art. November 20, 1978
Simple minds work alike. Each great mind is unique. July 1, 1988
Doctors and prostitutes have more in common than doctors would like to admit. March 2, 1979
Complexity is a sign of incompetence. October 6, 1980
It's a strange language when "giving in" and "putting out" can mean the same thing. August 28, 1979
I know why handicapped people need special consideration but I can't think of any reason at all why they, as a group, deserve it. February 21, 1979
Handicapped people should pay more to ride the bus, not less, because they're more expensive to carry. September 28, 1982
Some people will take a short cut no matter how much longer it takes. December 7, 1979
Man's capacity for self-deception is boundless. May 3, 1981
More people will be converted by conviction than by logic. March 6, 1979
What's good for the mind is good for the body. February 13, 1979
When a lawyer wins a case he loses a customer. October 13, 1992
When a doctor cures a patient he loses a customer. October 13, 1992
No marriage has "worked out" until you die in it. November 10, 1989
If a man feels that it's necessary to affirm his promise with an oath, then he doesn't really mean the promise. February 14, 1987
There's no reward like success. May 24, 1986
Most new ideas have been around for a long time. November 10, 1989
This above all: to thine own self be false, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be true to any man. October 6, 1989
With thanks to William Shakespeare
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Milam's Notes A philosopher may be considered a great philosopher if people continue to misunderstand him long after his death. October 1, 1989
Complexity is many things happening in series. Diversity is many things happening in parallel. April 9, 1992
You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you afraid. October 1, 1992
Custom is the law of the people. Legislation is the command of the government. July 21, 1993
The character of a small institution is determined by the character of the leader. The character of a large institution determines the character of the leader. June 17, 1995
It's unfortunate that we have to spend so much of our future trying to recover from so much of our past. September 28, 2005 Ownership All ownership ultimately relies on force. November 12, 1994
The only reliable test for ownership is possession or control. November 12, 1994 Politics Politics is when you do something for the wrong reason. November 9, 1978
A vote is like a form of currency. It has value only if it's redeemable in lead. March 24, 1987
Most people don't get interested in politics until the Gestapo kicks down their door. February 20, 1991
I'm interested in politics for the same reason that prisoners are interested in bars. February 20, 1991
Decentralize authority. Any means is justified. undated
Compromise is a valid engineering concept. In politics, compromise means lose tomorrow instead of today. December 28, 1991
No nation should be so large that the right of departure is worthless. June 17, 1995
Support the right to. January 2, 1979
If a group is small enough that the character of the group can be controlled by the character of the members, then the group is small enough to be a democracy. If a group is large enough that the character of the members is dictated by the character of the group, then the group is too large to be a democracy. January 30, 1997 Responsibility The process of going on a diet usually accomplishes nothing more than to transfer the responsibility for weight loss from the overweight person to the diet. February 23, 1987
I'm not responsible for the sins of my brother. How much less, then, do I care about the sins of strangers? May 26, 1986
When you become your brother's keeper, then your brother becomes kept. February 27, 1989
In a society where the corporal punishment of children is prohibited, the capital punishment of adults will be inevitable. March 5, 1995
![]() Nothing so enables you to recognize low self esteem in others as to finally solve it in yourself. February 19, 1990
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| Milam's Notes Sex Can Be Pun When in Rome, screw as the Romans do. February 9, 1979
Eat ssssWheaties! ! ! Breakfast of champions! April 10, 1979
Don't look a gift whore in the mouth. March 2, 1979
Don't count your chickies before they're snatched. July 19, 1981
When opportunititty knockers, grasp it. July 9, 1981
Better laid than never. December 22, 1978
Variety is the spice of wife. September 1, 1989
Half a lay is better than no broad at all. August 29, 1978
Man does not live by broad alone. December 11, 1980
Any tart in a storm. December 13, 1980
You can't make a strumpet without spreading legs. November 25, 1980
Absence makes the heart go wander. May 29, 1986
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. January 12, 1979
He who lusts last lusts best. October 19, 1985
All work and no lay will make Jack a dull boy. March 31, 1981
Where there's a will, there's a lay. July 23, 1986
l'amour l'merrier. March 23, 1989 Strategy and Tactics Defense The best defense is good camouflage. August 12, 1992
Defense, to be successful, must begin long before an attack is experienced. May 20, 1989
Attack 1. Don't attack them where they're strong. 2. Attack them where they're weak. 3. Don't attack them with your weak weapons. 4. Attack them with your strong weapons. March 21, 1993
Retreat It sometimes happens that the most pressing need is to keep an orderly retreat. March 28, 1979
When you can't win, lose effectively. October 1, 1992
Divided we stand. United we fall. June 17, 1989
Stupidity No attempt should be made to protect stupid people from the consequences of their own stupidity. Any such attempt is a waste of time that could be better spent, removes the incentive for improvement in those few who are capable of it, and needlessly prolongs the existence of the rest. January 27, 1975
The fact that a man is ignorant, or even stupid, doesn't give someone else the right to make his decisions for him. September 27, 1977
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Milam's Notes Women When a man criticizes women, he's accused of being sexist. When a woman criticizes men, she's praised for being liberated. October 14, 1991
What a man acquires from his past relationships is called baggage. What a woman acquires from her past relationships is called experience. August 11, 1994
If a woman complains that she wishes that a man would love her just for what she is, then it probably means that she's a bitch. June 6, 1991
Many women are like a rosebush: best viewed from a safe distance and otherwise avoided. March 30, 1995
Humility is desirable in a man but essential in a woman. August 26, 1994
A woman can carry a lot more problems in a suitcase than she can carry in an overnight bag. February 17, 1990
Women are concerned with security, not freedom. When a woman says that she believes in freedom, what she means is freedom from insecurity. September 28, 1985
When women rule society, the result is always the same: a maternally biased welfare state in which men become the slaves of children. March 5, 1995
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